Crouchy’s Best Tweets

Frustration over his game-time and rumoured Swansea City interest has thrown Crouch’s future into a state of immediate uncertainty. His five-year stint at the Britannia Bet365 Stadium has given us a total of 44 goals, and a selection of fairly funny tweets to accompany them. Without further ado, here are a few of the best tweets from everyone’s favourite 6’7” striker, who may or may not be in the red and white stripes come the start of next season.

There was the time he went to the races and found out just how big he is…

https://twitter.com/petercrouch/status/558345671888343040

The real fraud that Sepp Blatter was commiting:

When he had to take it upon himself to clear up some transfer speculation:

Quite simply, he’s an athlete.

https://twitter.com/petercrouch/status/541299099283501056

And Ballon D’or misery.

https://twitter.com/petercrouch/status/554693520452501505

Finally, his cheeky reaction to THAT Shaqiri goal

https://twitter.com/petercrouch/status/746774153349468161

Written by Tom Hammersley

 

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